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Patonki's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 102 (From 32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,465 Points

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Abobo's Big Adventure

Locked Medal Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Locked Medal Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Locked Medal Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Locked Medal Call A Plumber 5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 1/22/12
5 Points 01 - Eat kid
Locked Medal Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Locked Medal Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Locked Medal Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Locked Medal Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Locked Medal Fish Food 5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Locked Medal Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Locked Medal Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Locked Medal Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Locked Medal Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Locked Medal Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue
Locked Medal No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/22/12
5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Locked Medal Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Locked Medal Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Locked Medal Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Locked Medal Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Locked Medal Beardy Basher 10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Locked Medal Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Locked Medal Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Locked Medal Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Locked Medal Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Locked Medal Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Locked Medal Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Locked Medal Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Locked Medal Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Locked Medal Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Locked Medal Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Locked Medal Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience Unlocked 1/22/12
10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Locked Medal Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Locked Medal Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Locked Medal Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Locked Medal Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Locked Medal Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Locked Medal Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Locked Medal Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Locked Medal Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Locked Medal Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Locked Medal Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Locked Medal Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Locked Medal Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Locked Medal Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Locked Medal Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
Locked Medal The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Locked Medal Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Locked Medal Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Locked Medal Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
Locked Medal A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Locked Medal Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Locked Medal Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Locked Medal Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Locked Medal Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Locked Medal Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Locked Medal Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Locked Medal Forklift Foul 25 Points 01 - Defeat boss
Locked Medal Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Locked Medal Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Locked Medal Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Locked Medal Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Locked Medal Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Locked Medal Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
Locked Medal No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Locked Medal Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Locked Medal Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Locked Medal Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Locked Medal Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Locked Medal Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Locked Medal Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Locked Medal Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
Locked Medal It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Locked Medal Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Locked Medal Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Locked Medal Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
Locked Medal War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Locked Medal Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Locked Medal Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
Locked Medal I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Medals Earned: 3/100 (20/2,000 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Locked Medal Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Locked Medal Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Locked Medal Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Locked Medal Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Locked Medal Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Locked Medal Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Locked Medal Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Locked Medal Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Locked Medal Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Locked Medal Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Binary

01 Unlocked 7/21/10
10 Points Activate both cores of Planet I.
Locked Medal 10 10 Points Activate both cores of Planet II.
Locked Medal 11 50 Points Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

BlastOff Bunnies

Kiss from the moon Unlocked 12/24/10
5 Points Reach the moon!
Marsbunny Unlocked 12/24/10
5 Points Fly past mars!
Locked Medal Exploration saturn 10 Points Explore saturns rings!
Jupiter explorer Unlocked 12/24/10
10 Points Take a close look at jupiter!
Locked Medal Deep space bunny 25 Points Get at least one bunny into deep space!
Locked Medal Flight for money 25 Points Collect at least $2250 in one single flight!
Locked Medal Deep space family 50 Points Get at least 5 bunnies into deep space!
Locked Medal Money collector 50 Points Collect a grand total of at least $32500 in one complete game!
Locked Medal King of the bunnies 100 Points Get a grand score of at least 675.000 !

Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)

Cave of Wonders

Locked Medal Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/21/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/21/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Locked Medal Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/21/09
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/21/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Locked Medal Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Locked Medal Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Locked Medal Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Communist in Space

Locked Medal Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points Beat the game
Locked Medal Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Locked Medal A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Locked Medal Acidic 5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 12/24/10
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Locked Medal Bombastic 5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Locked Medal Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Locked Medal Electric Boogaloo 5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 12/24/10
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Locked Medal I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Locked Medal Jack Frost 5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 12/24/10
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Locked Medal Last Laugh 5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Locked Medal Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Locked Medal Oh The Humanity! 5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 12/24/10
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Locked Medal Pyromaniac 5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Locked Medal Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Locked Medal You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition Unlocked 12/24/10
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Locked Medal Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
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Medals Earned: 5/22 (30/140 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 10/7/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Locked Medal Castle Pusher 5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Locked Medal Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Locked Medal Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Locked Medal Castle Smasher 10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Locked Medal Tutorial Smasher 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Locked Medal Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Locked Medal Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Locked Medal No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Locked Medal Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Locked Medal I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/285 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/17/09
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 6/17/09
10 Points Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/17/09
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Locked Medal Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Locked Medal Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/17/09
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Locked Medal Collateral 25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Locked Medal FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Locked Medal Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Locked Medal Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Locked Medal Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Locked Medal Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Locked Medal Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Locked Medal Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (55/500 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Locked Medal JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Locked Medal OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
Locked Medal YouWin 25 Points You Win.
Locked Medal CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Locked Medal DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Locked Medal MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Locked Medal PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Locked Medal Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
Locked Medal TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)